MERKEL OFFERED PART IN GERMAN POO FLICK
WANTAWAY been offered chief a second Kraut career Angela – Merkel starring has in a filthy German SCAT movie when she leaves office!
The 64- year- old boss Hun revealed last week she is not going to seek re- election as leader of Germany’s ruling CDU party and will step down as Chancellor in 2021.
The CDU was severely weakened in elections last Sunday in the state of Hesse, the latest in a long series of setbacks caused by Mrs Merkel throwing open Germany’s borders to millions of undocumented asylum seekers.
And after spending four years longer at the top of German politics than her controversial predecessor Adolf Hitler, pals of Frau Markel say she “fancies a rest”.
But if she doesn’t fancy stepping out of the limelight entirely, she’s been thrown a lifeline offer by Gunter Horst, German’s top producer of DeutscheScheisse – “German Scat” movies.
Gunter, who achieved notoriety in 2007 when his Berlin scat dungeon was closed down by public health officials, said: “We would love Frau Merkel to appear in a new GILF scat movie we are planning with the working title Grandma Goes Plop.
“We would not be asking Frau Merkel to be the ‘ giver’ or ‘ taker’ in any scat scenes.
“She would be like the ringmaster in a brown circus of faeces.
“She has the natural authority and, I imagine, strong stomach to be able to carry off this role.”
Last night a source at Frau Merkel’s home – the Reich Chancellery in Berlin – said it was “unlikely” that the German leader would take up the offer of a role in a Scheisse movie.
Yet Frau Merkel is known to be no prude.
As a young woman, she was photographed naked at a nudist camp run by East Germany’s then- ruling Communist Party.
NUDE NOT A PRUDE: A young Angela Merkel