MERKEL OF­FERED PART IN GER­MAN POO FLICK

WANTAWAY been of­fered chief a sec­ond Kraut ca­reer An­gela – Merkel star­ring has in a filthy Ger­man SCAT movie when she leaves of­fice!

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The 64- year- old boss Hun re­vealed last week she is not go­ing to seek re- elec­tion as leader of Ger­many’s rul­ing CDU party and will step down as Chan­cel­lor in 2021.

The CDU was se­verely weak­ened in elec­tions last Sun­day in the state of Hesse, the lat­est in a long se­ries of set­backs caused by Mrs Merkel throw­ing open Ger­many’s borders to mil­lions of un­doc­u­mented asy­lum seek­ers.

And af­ter spend­ing four years longer at the top of Ger­man pol­i­tics than her con­tro­ver­sial pre­de­ces­sor Adolf Hitler, pals of Frau Markel say she “fan­cies a rest”.

But if she doesn’t fancy step­ping out of the lime­light en­tirely, she’s been thrown a life­line of­fer by Gunter Horst, Ger­man’s top pro­ducer of DeutscheScheisse – “Ger­man Scat” movies.

Gunter, who achieved no­to­ri­ety in 2007 when his Ber­lin scat dun­geon was closed down by pub­lic health of­fi­cials, said: “We would love Frau Merkel to ap­pear in a new GILF scat movie we are plan­ning with the work­ing ti­tle Grandma Goes Plop.

“We would not be ask­ing Frau Merkel to be the ‘ giver’ or ‘ taker’ in any scat scenes.

“She would be like the ring­mas­ter in a brown cir­cus of fae­ces.

“She has the nat­u­ral au­thor­ity and, I imag­ine, strong stom­ach to be able to carry off this role.”

Last night a source at Frau Merkel’s home – the Re­ich Chan­cellery in Ber­lin – said it was “un­likely” that the Ger­man leader would take up the of­fer of a role in a Scheisse movie.

Yet Frau Merkel is known to be no prude.

As a young woman, she was pho­tographed naked at a nud­ist camp run by East Ger­many’s then- rul­ing Com­mu­nist Party.

NUDE NOT A PRUDE: A young An­gela Merkel

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