THERE’S NOWT GRIM ABOUT GRIMSBY!
Unhealthiest, locals there say…
THE much- maligned fish town of Grimsby is under the microscope yet again after it was named as having the unhealthiest high street in Britain.
The Royal Society for Public Health ranked 70 UK high streets which are groan with payday lenders, bookies, tanning salons and fast food outlets.
Grimsby led the unhealthy High Street list ahead of Walsall and Blackpool, while Edinburgh, Canterbury and Taunton had the healthiest outlets.
But last night Grimsby lasses said there was NOTHING unhealthy about their big, East Yorkshire BUSTERS!
Sarah Jones, 20, said: “These fancypants London types are always singling Grimsby out for criticism.
“Well, I’d rather live up here than in London. At least we don’t stab each other to death every five ruddy minutes!”
And Gemma Kemp, 21, added: “Grimsby may have its knockers – well here are mine!
“These so- called experts can shove their survey up their f** king arses.” NIPPIN’ OUT: East Yorks stunna has a lot of front