Foul dogs to be blown up

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DOG own­ers who let their pets foul foot­paths will be forced to watch as the an­i­mals are BLOWN UP by ex­plo­sives.

The dra­matic mea­sure has been put in place in China where a rise in the num­ber of pet dogs and a fall in dog- eat­ing has led to a pooch pop­u­la­tion ex­plo­sion.

The con­se­quent tsunami of dogshit threat­ens to en­gulf the rapidly- ex­pand­ing na­tion and the god­less coun­try’s Com­mu­nist lead­ers have de­cided to blow away the prob­lem with TNT.

A dik­tat is­sued last week states that any dog owner con­victed more than once of al­low­ing their an­i­mal to foul will have it dog “de­stroyed by ex­plo­sives”.

The own­ers and their chil­dren will be forced to watch the spec­ta­cle “to im­press re­spon­si­ble cit­i­zen­ship on the minds of the young”.

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