Foul dogs to be blown up
DOG owners who let their pets foul footpaths will be forced to watch as the animals are BLOWN UP by explosives.
The dramatic measure has been put in place in China where a rise in the number of pet dogs and a fall in dog- eating has led to a pooch population explosion.
The consequent tsunami of dogshit threatens to engulf the rapidly- expanding nation and the godless country’s Communist leaders have decided to blow away the problem with TNT.
A diktat issued last week states that any dog owner convicted more than once of allowing their animal to foul will have it dog “destroyed by explosives”.
The owners and their children will be forced to watch the spectacle “to impress responsible citizenship on the minds of the young”.