Spunkypigeon.com! WEBSITE ALLOWS PRANKSTERS TO SEND USED CONDOMS THROUGH POST
CLEVER online entrepreneur Stacey Parker reckons she’s come up with the perfect way to make a mint – sending jizz- filled CONDOMS in the post.
But she’s not sending spunk for any medical purpose – her website lets people send the dirty French letters as a prank.
So if your boss pisses you off, your mate shags your missus or your brother borrows your car without asking, 27- year- old Stacey provides the perfect response – for just £ 12.95.
She told “It’s the perfect prank. There can be nothing more disgusting than receiving a condom full of man muck in the post.”
Stacey, from Edinburgh, has a group of 40 volunteers who are ready and waiting to fill up a load whenever they’re required and expects to recruit more as the business expands.
She added: “Everything is ready to go. We’ve registered the name and got a website.
“All we need to do now is iron out a few legal issues and find a willing courier. will be in business very soon.
“Just to be clear though, I don’t toss the blokes off or anything. I’m a businesswoman.
“They’re all filled by blokes having a posh wank.
“It’s all above board.” BRAINCHILD: Stacey Parker