TOON TRENDS

NEWS: Police commissioner to be given cold shoulder over claims she would “add little” to fire board. “No idea what she does or even the purpose of her job.” Malcolm Burn

ENTERTAINMENT: Jay-Z and Beyonce are joining forces for the newly announced OTR II stadium tour and will be coming to the UK. “I’ve been signed up for pre-sale for years.” Emily Leigh Barrett

SPORT: Our video of St James’ Park on Saturday captured the imagination of football fans. “Sends shivers down your back. Toon Toon.” Linda Robinson

TOP TREND: Newcastle bar to serve shots in Creme Eggs for Easter weekend only. “It’s an eggselent idea.” Chrissy Cherry