TODAY’S QUOTES

“That has to be the worst cake ever baked in the tent” - Judge Paul Hollywood comparing Made In Chelsea star Jamie Laing’s “creation” on the Great Celebrity Bake Off to a pork pie, while fellow judge Prue Leith spat it out into a bin.

“I have to say that I’ve always believed perfectionism is more of a disease than a quality. I do try to go with the flow but I can’t let go” Actor and comedian Rowan Atkinson.

“This is not an April Fool. This is for real, though I find it hard to believe myself. I have just been invited by the Government of Thailand to be the voice of its national campaign to counter the growing popularity of peniswhitening in South-East Asia” Broadcaster Gyles Brandreth.