Quotes of the day

There’s never been a better time to be imitating worldfamous political women and I admire and thank them all: Angela Merkel, Nicola Sturgeon and my home girl newbie Theresa May.” Tracey Ullman, who mimics the Prime Minister in a new TV show.

The impact of chemical fertilisers and pesticides on the soil biome, mirrored in our own stomachs as a result of excessive use of antibiotics, has been so devastating that it is now being said that we only have enough fertility left for 60 harvests.” Prince of Wales.

The monarchy is an ancient tradition, a dignified illusion which must be maintained in order that its emptiness is not exposed, at which point we might as well vote for Adele to become head of state.” Historian Sir Max Hastings.

The Prime Minister has got to wake up and smell the coffee, which is the result of the general election. The British public have rejected the Tory extreme hard Brexit. They want a Brexit deal that doesn’t make us poorer.” Sadiq Khan, Mayor of London.