VEGETABLES

Cabbage Cool, retro, drinks tequila. Fresh peas Perfectionist. Very bad company.

Carrots Will never watch a film with subtitles. Loves the Queen.

Broccoli Solid choice. Unless it’s tenderstem, in which case, dubious moral character. Possibly a swinger. A voyeur at the very least.

Cucumber Frankly, worrying if you

don’t buy cucumber. What’s WRONG with you?