FIVE THINGS THAT SHOULD COUNT AS MIDULT HOB­BIES

The Daily Telegraph - Telegraph Magazine - - WILDLIFE -

Ly­ing down – of­ten on the floor, in the mid­dle of the day.

Adding things to online shop­ping bas­kets… but never check­ing out.

Stand­ing in front of the mir­ror and gen­tly pulling our cheeks taut.

Com­par­ing anx­i­ety dreams: ‘I con­tested a park­ing ticket and then I died.’

Fan­tasy fights with ev­ery­body – we can slay them ver­bally in the shower.

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