FIVE THINGS THAT SHOULD COUNT AS MIDULT HOBBIES
Lying down – often on the floor, in the middle of the day.
Adding things to online shopping baskets… but never checking out.
Standing in front of the mirror and gently pulling our cheeks taut.
Comparing anxiety dreams: ‘I contested a parking ticket and then I died.’
Fantasy fights with everybody – we can slay them verbally in the shower.