1. In a move that will do nothing to dispel his reputation as a man with a Messiah complex, Cristiano Ronaldo got as close to walking on water as money would allow in Spain earlier this year.
2. Reacting in much the same way as a domestic cat would if you flung it in the sea (honestly, try it), Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger put on a limber display with friends in Mykonos last month.
3. Wayne Rooney arrived down the River Mersey on a jet ski when he returned to Everton earlier this summer, emphatically failing in his mission to prove 13 years at Manchester United didn’t change him.