4. Having repelled all of his potential human friends, Justin Bieber was forced to holiday alone but for a physical manifestation of his mood in Saint-jean-capFerrat earlier this year.
5. They say dogs always take after their owners, but considering what a tiny, bad-tempered, overly randy little hair-covered creature we have here, it’d be unfair if we compared the Yorkshire Terrier to him.
6. Like a modern tonguetwister, Orlando Bloom took a poodle for a paddle in Malibu in May. At home, presumably, was a fluffy beach towel folded neatly in the dog basket.