12 THINGS WE DREAD HEAR­ING

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— ‘I’m think­ing of or­gan­is­ing a long week­end

in Ibiza for my birth­day.’ — ‘Don’t you look like your mother?’ — ‘I’m clean-eat­ing at the mo­ment.’ — ‘Shall we spice things up a bit?’ — ‘Let’s go camp­ing.’ — ‘Did you get my text?’ — 'Where have you put Dad’s ashes?’ — ‘You look well.’ (Trans­la­tion: fat.) — ‘We can send an en­gi­neer be­tween 5am

and 11pm.’ — ‘Un­ex­pected item in the bag­ging area.’ — ‘This never hap­pened with my wife.’ — ‘We need to talk.’

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