Burnt of­fer­ings

The Daily Telegraph - Telegraph Magazine - - Wildlife -

Wear­ing an eye mask to help your­self sleep in bright sun­shine seems like a good idea, un­til, like Kim Kar­dashian, you wake up four hours later look­ing like an in­verted panda.

The FBI would lit­er­ally kill to find out what code name is used by Don­ald Trump’s Rus­sian han­dlers to re­fer to the pres­i­dent. If they’ve got any sense of hu­mour, it’s Agent Orange.

Ken­dall Jen­ner’s swim­ming cos­tume tan lines look silly, but the way th­ese things work, her 93.3 mil­lion In­sta­gram fol­low­ers will be copy­ing her forth­with. Ac­cept de­feat and join in.

Af­ter weeks of get­ting tanned fore­arms from play­ing tennis in T-shirts, Andy Mur­ray tries to get the rest of his torso to catch up af­ter win­ning the Mi­ami Open in 2013.

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