Wearing an eye mask to help yourself sleep in bright sunshine seems like a good idea, until, like Kim Kardashian, you wake up four hours later looking like an inverted panda.
The FBI would literally kill to find out what code name is used by Donald Trump’s Russian handlers to refer to the president. If they’ve got any sense of humour, it’s Agent Orange.
Kendall Jenner’s swimming costume tan lines look silly, but the way these things work, her 93.3 million Instagram followers will be copying her forthwith. Accept defeat and join in.
After weeks of getting tanned forearms from playing tennis in T-shirts, Andy Murray tries to get the rest of his torso to catch up after winning the Miami Open in 2013.