The Football League Paper - - CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS -

People sneez­ing when they are on pub­lic trans­port, with­out putting their hands over their mouth, is dis­gust­ing as well as ir­ri­tat­ing and it does my head in! It hap­pens to me all the time be­cause I get the Tube or the train quite a lot.

It’s es­pe­cially bad when there’s a packed train and some­one does it. There’s nowhere for you to move and you can’t es­cape. I’m think­ing of get­ting one of those Chi­nese, Michael Jack­son-style masks to pro­tect me from all the germs that get passed around. The FLP says: Don’t worry, Marvin, sneez­ers are go­ing in. Just don’t go at­tempt­ing any Jacko-es­que moves!

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