People sneezing when they are on public transport, without putting their hands over their mouth, is disgusting as well as irritating and it does my head in! It happens to me all the time because I get the Tube or the train quite a lot.
It’s especially bad when there’s a packed train and someone does it. There’s nowhere for you to move and you can’t escape. I’m thinking of getting one of those Chinese, Michael Jackson-style masks to protect me from all the germs that get passed around. The FLP says: Don’t worry, Marvin, sneezers are going in. Just don’t go attempting any Jacko-esque moves!