Best mate at the club? Kevin Lisbie. We played together at Millwall and have now been here for a few seasons together, so we get on pretty well. We live right next to each other in Chigwell – our houses are about two minutes away from each other, so we meet up for lunch if we’re not training. Last to buy dinner? Mathieu Baudry. The lads all went to the cafe for a bit of food after training one day. Baudry didn’t have any cash on him, so he asked if he could borrow a tenner from one of the boys. He paid for his food, which was about £2, and then kept the change! We gave him plenty of stick for that one. Worst Dressed? The two French lads – Baudry again and Romain Vincelot. Baudry is terrible, he never wears socks. And his clothes are always either too big or too small for him – they just never look quite right. His Tshirts look like crop tops and he always chooses the weirdest colours. Vincelot is bad as well. The dressing room DJ? That’s me! I love a bit of house and hip hop. It’s just accepted that I choose the music and it’s been like that at every club I’ve played at. If there’s one thing I can do right it’s pick good music. Teacher’s Pet? David Mooney spends a lot of time talking to all the staff. He’s always helping out, bringing in equipment for the coaching staff and stuff like that. If he scores, he does high fives with the coaches as well, so he’s a bit of a favourite. First on the dance floor? I’m not shy in getting out there and I don’t think I’m bad at dancing. There aren’t many single lads in the squad so I suppose I get out more than most. The two French lads again have some absolutely shocking moves. Most likely to disgrace themselves at the Christmas party? Shane Lowry and Chris Dagnall are both capable of being outrageous on a night out. It’s not that they’re lightweights – they can drink as much as anyone else – but when they do go out, they really do it properly and can get a bit carried away. The Worst Tattoo? My mate Vincelot again! He’s been trying to get this sleeve done for years but it’s incomplete and just looks really faded now – it’s got balloons on it and stuff. Never puts his phone down? Shane Lowry is obsessed with playing Candy Crush on his phone. We’ll be on the coach for four hours travelling to a game and he’ll be playing it the whole journey. Then we’ll get to the hotel and he’ll still be playing it. Partial to a sunbed? Josh Wright, he’s terrible with them. He uses sunbeds all year. He’s quite into his looks and his brother’s Mark Wright from The Only Way is Essex, so it all sort of makes sense. Going to make the best manager? Nathan Clarke, the club captain, will be a good manager. He’s really levelheaded and has been there and done it all. He’s a good talker and just gets on with everyone.
Shaun Batt - Leyton Orient striker