Sam Wood - Wycombe Wdrs utility player
Best mate at the club? Stevie Craig. We’re always together because we’re roommates on away days and we share a flat. We’re always going to the cinema, off for a coffee at Starbucks or just generally going out. Last to buy dinner? Marcus Bean never pays his fines. We get charged for loads of stuff but he can never dig deep enough in his pocket. Sido Jombati has short arms and deep pockets, too. The Fifa king? It’s not necessarily Fifa, but Peter Murphy is mad for Football Manager and bores us all to death with how he’s doing with Everton. He’s an Everton fan and won the Champions League with them recently... Worst dressed? Aaron Pierre leads the way. For a big centre-back to dress in a onesie isn’t acceptable. Some of his boxers are terrible as well – words can’t describe just how bad they are. Our captain Paul Hayes also has his bad days. The dressing room DJ? Myself and Stevie Craig are a bit of a double act. The most skilful? Fred Onyedinma’s feet are incredibly fast. He’s developing into a really good player. If he keeps going the way he’s going, then he can be a big star of the future. Late for training? Aaron Pierre always strolls in about ten minutes before we start. He pushes his luck sometimes but he likes his sleep too much. Teacher’s pet? Paul Hayes. He’s the skipper so he gets better treatment! To be fair, he’s willing to stand up for the lads as well so he’s a great person to have as captain. Best cook? Stevie Craig is the cook in our house so I would have to say him – although we went round to Sam Saunders’ house the other day and he rustled up a nice barbecue. First on the dancefloor? Me, 100 per cent. The lads absolutely love the ‘worm’. I threatened to retire it a while back but they love it so much I had to bring it back. Alex Lynch fancies himself on the dancefloor. Most likely to disgrace themselves at the Christmas party? Hogan Ephraim – he’s a bit of a bomb scare on a night out but he’s really funny. Once he gets a bit of Dutch courage he’s really good value. The worst tattoo? David Wates, our fitness coach who does weights with us, has a terrible excuse for one on his ankle. It’s so small it can’t be described as a tattoo. Never puts their phone down? I’m probably the biggest culprit. I’m all over social media on my phone – it’s quite addictive once you start. Partial to a sunbed? Stevie Craig is a big fan of them. He’s always got a bit of a tan going on in the winter months. Alfie Mawson is that pale I think he goes on moon beds! Going to make the best manager? Matt Bloomfield is really dedicated to his coaching. He’s doing his licences and he’s going to be a top boss one day. He’s got the respect of all the lads.