Best mate at the club? I signed from Port Vale in July, but I’d say I haven’t taken to any particular individual. I get along with all the boys. We’ve got a good bunch of lads and we’re all close. We don’t go out that much, but at the club the mood is great and everyone is friendly.
Last to buy dinner? Tony McMahon. He pretends he’s a giver but you can tell he’s tight.
The FIFA king? Reece Burke, who’s on loan from West Ham. I don’t think a lot of the boys play on PlayStation or Xbox that much. But Reece keeps on bringing up his PlayStation, so I’m guessing he spends a lot of time on it.
Worst dressed? Tony McMahon, again. He’s got terrible gear and no fashion sense at all.
Dressing room DJ? Billy Knott. He plays a bit of everything and on matchday he plays some high tempo stuff to get the boys going. He’s a popular choice in the dressing room; all the other boys keep their music to themselves, because they don’t want to get bantered for having terrible music.
Most skilful? Me. No question about it. There is noone who outdoes me on the training pitch.
Late for training? James Meredith is always pushing the clock. Surprisingly there’s no-one that’s late here, but he’s always right up to the wire, one minute before the time that we need to be there.
The best cook? I’m the best. I like to cook salmon, chicken and pasta bakes. Listening to the boys’ conversations, I think I would get food poisoning if I went round to any of their houses for dinner.
First on dancefloor? Reece Burke. He’s got some moves, I’ve seen them live in action. He’s always dancing.
Most likely to disgrace themselves at the Christmas party? Tony McMahon, because of his lively personality. He just loves a joke, he loves to mess around. He would probably try some banter. He is quite funny most of the time, but some of the things he does are questionable. Either you are going to laugh or there will just be silence.
Worst tattoo? Billy Clarke has a tattoo, which is quite colourful. There are all sorts going on there. I don’t know what it represents, I can’t say too much about it.
Never puts their phone down? James Meredith. He’s always on his phone. I don’t know what he’s conducting on there, but he’s definitely up to something.
Partial to a sunbed? I can’t choose between Tony McMahon and Gary Liddle. Their skin is far too orange for this time of the year.
Going to make the best manager? Nathan Clarke is doing his coaching badges. He’s quite a calm, humble person and he’s really easy to talk to. I reckon he would be a good gaffer.
Mark Marshall - Bradford City winger