Best mate at club Anton Ferdinand. I’ve played with him at Reading and we’ve been together for the past three years now. Last to buy dinner Anton, 100 per cent. He’s one who gets up and goes to the toilet when the bill comes around. We go for a little lunch on Fridays after training. We did it pretty frequently last year and we had a relatively successful season. But I’m pretty sure he only bought about four lunches. FIFA king I don’t play myself these days, but we get a few boys who come down after dinner and say ‘I’ve beaten you, I’ve beaten you and I’ve beaten you as well’. I’d probably say Theo Robinson is king at the minute. Worst dressed Ben Coker has loads of stuff that has holes in it. I don’t know if he’s got some fashion tips off someone – maybe a homeless person or something. Dressing room DJ I’ve taken it on because when we went away pre-season I took a speaker and I was playing normal tunes. It was Ryan Leonard last year and people were not very happy with some of the tunes. Most skilful Anthony Wordsworth has some tricks when he’s doing keepie uppies. Late for training Nile Ranger is always late. We don’t really get a lot of it, to be honest. I don’t like to be late. Manager’s pet There’s only one – Anton. It’s a relationship nobody can get in between. I think they come as a pair. It’s quite amusing but we’ll leave it there. Best/worst cook That’s difficult because we all eat at the club and not many bring their own food in. There’s a few who claim they’ve got a bit. Anthony Wordsworth fancies himself in the kitchen. First on the dancefloor Michael Timlin has a few moves which are interesting. He likes to go for some happy feet moves. He likes his space as well so he puts his elbows out. He needs about a metre around him. Most likely to disgrace themselves at Xmas party I don’t know about the new lads but Timlin gets to a point where you cannot talk to him. After he’s torn up the dance floor, he keeps quiet so maybe him. Worst tattoos Anthony Wordsworth. Some of his stuff is dotted around all over the place. He’s got a colonel, which is bizarre. Theo Robinson has some bad ones on his leg. I cannot get my head around Woddy’s (Wordsworth’s). Never puts their phone down Anton loves a good chat. He’s one of those people. If you get him or you ask him a question he’ll just go off and you’ll be on the phone for about 25 minutes at least every time. He’ll tell you about his day and more. Partial to a sunbed I think a lot of people do it around Christmas. Most have got the Essex combover but no one is ultra-tanned apart from the manager, Phil Brown. Going to make the best manager I think Michael Timlin. He’s very straight, very honest. He doesn’t mind getting into arguments with players and he doesn’t take no for an answer.