Best mate at the club? I drive in with Mark Byrne. He’s one of my closest friends, as is Lee Martin. I was with him at Charlton, so I know him quite well. But I’d probably have to go with Mark Byrne because I bounce off him the most. We like the same things. Last to buy dinner? Bradley Garmston is a tight one. He won’t put his hand in his pocket – we played golf a few weeks ago and he wouldn’t buy the drinks for the lads halfway around. FIFA king? I used to love playing FIFA, but I’m getting a bit old now. Darren Oldaker is very good. He whips a few boys on FIFA. A few of the older boys don’t play it much now. Times are changing. It’s a young man’s game. Worst dressed? Luke O’Neill. A lot of the boys have been jumping on him for his gear. He thinks he looks the part but a lot of the lads have batted him down. His shoes and shorts combo does not work. Dressing room DJ? This year we have Max Ehmer, who’s up to date with all the new music, and we’re under a strict regime with it. We’re not allowed to have any swear words in there, otherwise you get a fine. It’s a tricky one to have, but he does a good job. Most skilful? Liam Nash, who we signed from NonLeague (Maldon & Tiptree). He’s not a bad player, with a few skills. Lee Martin always has a step over in his locker and he’s nippy as well, so either of those two would get it. Late for training? There were a couple late for games last year! Josh Parker is always late because he lives so far away. Teacher’s pet? Lee Martin has been announced as captain and he’s up there. The boys like to get on him if the gaffer says anything to him. He’s a good lad and we have a good bit of banter. Best/worst cook? Josh Wright has a little bit about him. His wife makes an incredible banoffee pie as well. First on dance floor? I probably have to give it to myself, and the lads would probably back me up. Most of them like to stand around the edge, but I like to get on to the floor. But I’m 27 now so I’ll have to leave it to the other, younger lads. Most likely to disgrace himself at the Xmas party? We had fancy dress last year for our party and Stuart Nelson really let himself down with his jockey outfit. It didn’t look great. A few of the boys didn’t understand what it was. Worst tattoos? There are some awful tattoos. Max Ehmer has ‘pride and glory’ on his quads. The boys batter him every time and I have to say they’re not the best. Never puts his phone down? Lee Martin can talk for days. He can make up some stories over the phone. I know I’ve battered him here, but he can talk for a long time. Partial to a sunbed? There are a few that deny it, but a lot of the lads are quite vain. I don’t know if any of them like the sunbed, but they like to look in the mirror. Going to make the best manager? Josh Wright. I think he’ll make a really good manager. He’s probably one of the best talkers I’ve played with and he used to be the captain, too. He’s really good to have around and gets the boys organised. His attention to detail is first rate.