Best mate at the club? It was Cody McDonald – we travelled in together over the last few years but he went to Wimbledon this summer – and Josh Wright was a good pal before he left for Southend. Now those two have gone, there’s no-one in particular – we get on well as a squad. Last to buy dinner? Scott Wagstaff always shouts “card roulette” to see if anyone jumps in. You all stick your card into a hat and you get the waiter to draw one out – that person pays. I have seen him lose, so it works out. I haven’t lost on it yet either. Worst dressed? Jake Hessenthaler wears the same pair of jeans four times-aweek, every week. I think he sits by the washing machine and waits for them to come out to put them back on again. He also has a pair which are cut off at the bottom, so he looks a bit like a pirate. A few times already, Max Ehmer has whipped out this maroon tracksuit and he’s been wearing it with the same colour t-shirt. Maybe I am just behind the times. Dressing room DJ? Max Ehmer took it off me last year. He was good at it at the start but when the games came thick and fast – twice a week – I think he found it hard work and the novelty wore off. He kept playing the same playlist and people knew what songs were coming next. I was good at mixing it up and updating it. No complaints on the music but he couldn’t keep up. Late for training? Jake Hessenthaler is always checking his fringe is right, so he always cuts it fine. We went out recently and said every time he touched his fringe, he had to have a drink. He literally does it every two minutes. Teacher’s pet? Probably me. Mainly because I’m a bit of a perfectionist and won’t ever cut a corner. If we must do three sets of ten reps in the gym, I make sure I do it! I call it being professional but others would call me busy! First on the dancefloor? Last Christmas, we were at Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park and we were all in fancy dress, and the boys couldn’t wait to get up there. We had the Cookie Monster (Aaron Morris), a rabbit (Lee Martin), a gorilla (Max Ehmer), and a soggy camel (Scott Wagstaff). The camel was like a school panto costume but it had no volume and looked saggy. Waggy was gutted. Most likely to disgrace themselves at the Xmas party? We have a good group of lads, so not many disgrace themselves. The worst would be the ones who don’t last the distance and go home early. Not going to name names on that one – they know who they are! Worst tattoo? Max Ehmer has ‘pride’ on one thigh and ‘glory’ on the other. He openly admits he copied it from Marcos Rojo. He came for me when he did this feature in your paper, so this is a bit of revenge. They would look alright but he copied a Man United player and the tan line from his shorts runs straight through them. Who will make the best manager? Lee Martin has the leadership but also teacup smashing at half-time. I think there is still a place for that, so he will do well.