Raise your glass to an online booze tool
Public Health England and the charity Drinkaware have a new online tool that allows you to work out how much you drink compared with the UK average. Using last week as a guide – which, admittedly, was a fairly sociable one – I have just been given the result that “99% of females drink less than you”. I am not proud of this, I am completely horrified and ashamed – so in that sense the tool is doing its job. My poor little liver deserves better than this. Yet other users seem less repentant: “Too pissed to see calculator,” wrote one. Don’t say that you weren’t warned.