Fame game

ANOTHER story about the late comedian Johnny Beattie, which takes place outside Ayr’s Gaiety Theatre where Johnny was appearing.

As he arrived at the building a lady sidled up to him.

“It’s you, isn’t it?” she said. Johnny was never high handed with fans. So giving the lady his best showbiz smile, he said: “Yes, it’s me.”

The lady fired back: “Well when are you coming back to finish my kitchen?”