WINNERS OR LOSERS?
THUMBS UP KATY PERRY
took a bike ride along the Clyde and handed out tickets for her show to surprised youths, which reveals the American pop star hasn’t lost her gift for self-promotion.
are reforming. And why not, even though Dave Davies, 71, once suggested a reunion would be like Night of the Living Dead.
If “zombies” such as Jagger, Elton and Rod can keep on rocking stages, why not the Muswell Hillbillies?
THUMBS DOWN PRINCE CHARLES
has put himself in line for the Phoney of the Year Award. The tree-hugging, eco-warrior prince’s recent accounts reveals he has spent a £1 million on travel in the last year alone.
One private jet journey with Camilla to the Far East cost £362,000. Thank goodness his Duchy of Corwall estate pocketed £21.7m and he didn’t have to rely on the £1.2m he trousers from the Government.
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH
in Kenya has suspended a priest for rapping in his sermons. Father Paul Ogalo reckoned that rapping helped bring younger people into his flock, but the Church kicked him out for a year.
What is its problem? Frustration that Father Ogalo coudn’t find a word to rhyme with Jesus? Or were his sermons a little too radical?