The Jewish Chronicle - - COMMENT & ANALYSIS -

“‘How should I know why there are Nazis? I can’t even work the can opener.’ This priceless com­ment from Woody Allen’s Han­nah and her Sis­ters cap­tures my at­ti­tude to fea­tur­ing in the JC’s Power 100 — their list of pow­er­ful Jews. It’s very kind of them and all that, but if I am truly one of the most pow­er­ful Jews in the coun­try it sim­ply deep­ens the mys­tery of why I can’t get my boys into the bath with­out shout­ing at them. Should I take sat­is­fac­tion in the fact that Sir Alan Sugar isn’t in­cluded and I am? Well, put it this way — I’d rather have his jet and his Roller and, I strongly sus­pect, so would he. UP­DATE: A friend emails ‘con­grat­u­la­tions on mak­ing the Al Qaida top 100 tar­gets list’.” DANIEL FINKEL­STEIN, TIMES BLOG, MAY 9

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