SUGAR CURES ANTISEMITISM
THE cure for antisemitism has been discovered — it is sugar. According to a new study, sugar helps give the brain the fuel needed to suppress prejudiced opinions.
In the study, a group of students were given lemonade — half were given the sugary variety and the other half drank lemonade sweetened artificially.
They were then told to write an essay about the day of a gay man called Sammy. Those who drank the sugary lemonade were less likely to use gay stereotypes — possibly because the higher glucose levels made them more reasonable.
So feed sugar to farright extremists and they will be nice to us. If it doesn’t work, their teeth will fall out, so it is a win-win situation.