The Mail on Sunday - 2016-10-09

• VULTURE LAWYERS BLEEDNHS FOR £418M
• TV star who could cost Trump the White House
• MoSvictory as Patel vows: I’ll defy order to blow £12bnon aid
• William: My joy at muddy little marvel
• No wonder she’s cracking open the bubbly... her firm bags £29m in fees
• Haiti hurricane death toll nears 900 as US is hit
• We’ve jailed just 14 ISIS fighters... leaving 386 free to roam our streets
• Mother was his queen, but he loves to make women cry
• THE JAW-DROPPING ‘HOT MIC’ TAPE
• Are fish oil pills a load of old cod?
• Stones’ £4m payday. . . and that’s just for a secret warm-up before the main £6m show!
• Here’s what Cambridge students think of their sexual consent classes
• Cut back on canapes? That’s crackers!
• Hammond’s fears over ‘bull in china shop’ behaviour of the 3 Brexiteers
• Gove’s threats to quit Leave team over plan to sack ally May jets to Spain for Gibraltar crisis talks
• I hope Theresa the intervener won’t be the new Heseltine
• ‘An utter b****’ ...Ukip woman’s savage attack on female ex-leader
• Market traders’ fury as Islington trendies say: Stop bellowing
• My (Strictly secret) diary of disahsters dahlings
• Army diversity storm over adverts for troops who ‘have to be black’
• Diane has a £5m nose – for the very best cheddar
• Fit for a king!
• You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!
• Canoe son: I FORGIVE YOU, MUM
• Sexist job advert row is a feminist storm in a B-cup
• BREXIT BOADICEA
• A murderous menace we must confront
• I might stay as 007, hints Craig the peroxide Bond
• Axed: Children’s ski charity fund used by richparent­sto slalom round the tax laws
• This isn’t a revolution – it’s New Labour in a blue frock
• The shallow faces that say TV has got it wrong AGAIN
• Crucified
• Scythe’s the limit... all thanks to Aidan
• Kim Kardashian’s saved us all... from being idiots like her
• QUOTES of the week
• ‘It’s not just about talent’ ...Sharon hits back over her ‘joke’ rapper
• Harry’s hero: Give me backmy medal
• ABOMINATIO­N 4 LATER HOSPITAL IS DESTROYED BY A RUSSIAN BUNKER BOMB
• Clegg’s £8bn plan to save poor pupils backfires
• Brazen cheek!
• Found: Gem that could give crucial DNA clue in hunt for Kardashian jewel raiders
• Demoted... but Minister KEEPS chauffeur-driven limo
• They’ll call it the Rivers Of Rudd speech – but only the liberal elite were left bleeding
• Stop the King taking off!
• Pamela turns into crusader against porn
• Yes, Labour IS now the nasty party
• The movie legend, his train driver lover...and a war over 70 missing artworks
• KANGAROO FUR SLIPPERS
• The real crime is how daft they look
• On the road ITALIAN-STYLE ...with a flashy car for him and endless spas for her
• Lawrence of Arabia’s incredible city of sand
• Cycle through a land with added sax appeal
• THE PRIZE CROSSWORD
• SIR LANCELOT AND HIS PAGE
• A Vietnamese hut on stilts? It’s the height of luxury...
• Drink in the beautyof majestic Canada
• The medieval masterpiec­es fit for a Queen
• Make sex after 50 the best of your life
• How to test for thinning bones...with a clipping of your toenail
• NHS ‘abandons’ tumour children in drug U-turn
• 10 reasons to HYGGE
• TV reporter Mike’s awful news...you’re having a heart attack
• SPA DOCTOR treats... EXHAUSTION
• The big country SELL-OFF
• The ash with plenty of dash
• Deliveries hit the ‘Big 4’ supermarke­ts for £500m
• William Hill in £4.5bn talks to merge with online giant
• Steel gets £20m windfall as Wales hands out tax cut
• Blame EU vote, not a clumsy trader
• Rolls-Royce chief backs May’s proposal for workers on boards
• Hard Brexit ‘will wreck economy’ say bosses
• Mobiles to be unlocked for free as phone giants cave in
• The big squeeze
• Bernard Matthews new focus of pensions probe
• ... and now start-ups hit brick wall after EU referendum
• Midas As the markets totter, Choo is on a sound footing
• Share price has slimmed down a little – but OptiBiotix’s profile is set to expand
• TV streaming service nets £5m funding as investors tune in
• SECURITY ALERT:
• Stand up for Britain’s savers, Mr Hammond
• TOP TEN PRICES PAID FOR BANKSY ART
• Worthless? It’s money in the Banksy!
• Bank accounts closed by ‘kangaroo courts’
• Fined for a slip of the finger? Appeal now
• Don’t let a poor credit score rain on your parade
• How two Wise men turned £1m into £1BILLION – in just 7 years
• My motormouth deal!
• Will Beeb sack all its top people for being white?
• Rescued from the agony of abortion
• Judge is guilty
• LAY OFF ROONEY
• Eddie in crisis as he loses two more to injury
• CHINA GIRL JO HITS THE TOP TEN
• England pass muster . . . but it’s far from a perfect night
• OLIVER HOLT: GARETH BRINGS PRIDE TO HIS LIONS
• ‘There’s room for improvemen­t’
• Allardyce ‘will dwell on’ error
• Captain must get forward to keep his place
• It’s painful to watch Rooney’s talent on the wane
• Herrera: Mourinho found cure for my Spain pain
• Euros made us hungry for more
• O’Neill on shaky ground unless performanc­e can dig him out of hole
• Best of British at football... but rubbish at team photos
• Bruce is top of Villa’s list after more talks
• Wagner is composing a Yorkshire symphony
• Extra work for Hammers as Bilic gets tough
• HOMOPHOBIA
• How stars from other sports have dealt with the sensitive subject
• THE CRUYFF LEGACY
• Brailsford feeling heat over Wiggins
• STOKES LEADS WAY
• ‘Wood has talent for X-factor comeback’
• A future watching the other guys get stuck in… I’ll drink to that
• Nowell the third player to be injured at England camp
• Sinckler’s smashing reminder for Jones
• Change and a rest good for Picamoles
• WILLIAMS JOINS ENGLAND CASUALTIES
• Charnley bids Wigan very grand farewell
• Hatton hits peak to match Old Course record
• Massa’s backing Nico to pip Lewis
• Moore salutes ‘special’ one after Churchill’s finest hour
• The Vikings’ lesson for out-of-tune West Ham

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