Q *: How many bikinis does one woman need, Coleen?

A: A dozen – one for every day of her holiday!

PS... PHEW, IT’S HARD WORK BEING SUCH A BEACH BABE…

£215 Ready for action on Barbados in a blue Kiini Liv crochet bikini with white trim. Suncream extra. £169 Striding out in her favourite bikini for all occasions, this time in solid red. Matching towel, obviously… £189 Wisely, Coleen covers up, but...

* One more question... Do you know off the top of your head, what your Coleen collection has cost? We reckon it’s £1,995 ... and that’s just the ones we can see! £169 Another Monday, another boat trip in the Greek islands. Coleen gets the mood just right in a nautical solid white ViX. £169 Another Bia Tube, in rose water suede. Shame that Wayne, who posted this on Instagram, is in his school PE kit.

£116 After all that effort, time for a lie down in Sunday’s black and white Seafolly Summer Vibe swimsuit.