You won’t BE­LIEVE what they tell me!

The Mail on Sunday - - Girl About Town -

Tony Blair gave me the full in­side story of his life as PM. He in­vited me to the next Il­lu­mi­nati meet­ing. I think we’re go­ing to drink the blood of a vir­gin owl! Co­me­dian Matt Forde tells me he’s grown close to the for­mer Prime Min­is­ter since in­ter­view­ing him.

I don’t know any­thing about money. I’m just a girly fig­ure sit­ting in the back­ground. I make it a rule to never get in­volved. Ju­lian Fel­lowes cre­ated Down­ton Abbey, but don’t ask him to ex­plain how they pay for it – or how he be­came rich!

My hus­band’s fam­ily are a shady lot. There’s some­thing fishy go­ing on there. One Show star Alex Jones, right, jokes about hus­band Char­lie Thom­son as she launches her show The Se­crets In My Fam­ily.

By the time the last Brid­get Jones film came around, we were all wrinkly and dis­in­te­grat­ing – it was great! Ac­tress Sally Phillips as­sures me she wasn’t both­ered by see­ing her crow’s feet on screen in last year’s Brid­get Jones’s Baby.

I be­lieve in ghosts, al­though I don’t want to see one. I don’t want to hang out with them, I don’t want them to come and talk to me. Chris­tine Lam­pard might have a problem – she presents TV series Celebrity Haunted Man­sion!

I as­sume she must have seen The Queen – if I were her I would have. Let’s put it that way.

He­len Mir­ren be­lieves Her Majesty is bound to have watched her in the 2006 film.

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