Corbyn ally has finally revealed the real reason for The Absolute Boy’s surprising success in last year’s General Election. ‘We persuaded him to drop a collar size,’ he explains. ‘He likes to wear a 16.5, but he’s actually a 15. We managed to negotiate down to 15.5, and it worked. Everyone on the doorsteps was remarking how much smarter and prime ministerial he looked.’
A quick change is coming.