Can­di­dates pro­posed for Use­less Is­land

The Oban Times - - Letters -

Sir, There are three is­lands in the bay op­po­site Craig­house, Jura, called Rab­bit, Goat and Use­less Is­land.

In my opin­ion, all the cur­rent Ar­gyll and Bute coun­cil­lors, many of whom are past their sell-by date should be sent to live per­ma­nently on Use­less Is­land.

The Ar­gyll and Bute Coun­cil of­fi­cials who drew up the timeta­bles for the three-weekly up­lift of gen­eral waste bins should be de­ported im­me­di­ately to Use­less Is­land, along with a cou­ple of foot­ball ref­er­ees.

I am sure read­ers of The Oban Times can think of many more peo­ple who would qual­ify for res­i­dence on Use­less Is­land, which ul­ti­mately would lead to Use­less Is­land be­ing the most over­crowded is­land in the world. Douglas W Tott, Stoney­burn, Bruich­lad­dich, Isle of Is­lay.

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