Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough. I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m deaf and I try to imagine what it’s like not to be able to hear them. It’s not that bad. I don’t like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide. OK, I’m happy. I’m happy. All right? I’m happy.