I’m happy with one! Simon Cowell makes an executive decision that his son Eric won’t be having a baby brother or sister after a bunch of unruly kids throw popcorn over his head on America’s Got Talent.
Remember when you were single and didn’t have to worry about keeping people alive? Poor old George Clooney, 56, admits he’s struggling with fatherhood as he adapts to life with his newborn twins after decades as a carefree bachelor.
Is there a magic machine making identical blonde bombshells to appear on TV? Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby let Strictly hopeful Mollie King join their girls’ gang for a night out. She definitely fits their mould.
Mel B seems inexplicably excited about choosing which underwear to put on... Perhaps it’s because it’s all free, a gift from her mate, model turned designer Heidi Klum.