Nav gripes are all behind me
A BENTLEY owned by the Queen was expected to fetch £180,000 at auction this week.
It’s very spiffy and had only done 6 6,000 miles but no one snapped it u up. I reckon the satnav put them off – even though it has Windsor Castle programmed in as “Home” – because they’re rubbish.
I’m always having run-ins with Bonza Bruce, my Aussie-voiced device. He keeps sending me up cul-de-sacs and down lanes that d don’t exist.
So imagine my dismay when I went for a colonoscopy and the doctor said the camera’s journey would be followed on “the satnav screen”. I was terrified it’d get lost up some back passage. But it turned out all right in the end.