Nav gripes are all be­hind me

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A BENT­LEY owned by the Queen was ex­pected to fetch £180,000 at auc­tion this week.

It’s very spiffy and had only done 6 6,000 miles but no one snapped it u up. I reckon the sat­nav put them off – even though it has Wind­sor Cas­tle pro­grammed in as “Home” – be­cause they’re rub­bish.

I’m al­ways hav­ing run-ins with Bonza Bruce, my Aussie-voiced de­vice. He keeps send­ing me up cul-de-sacs and down lanes that d don’t ex­ist.

So imag­ine my dis­may when I went for a colonoscopy and the doc­tor said the cam­era’s jour­ney would be fol­lowed on “the sat­nav screen”. I was ter­ri­fied it’d get lost up some back pas­sage. But it turned out all right in the end.

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