Fancy dress is half-Baked
I’M no fan of fancy dress but I’ll make a spectrecle of myself once a year for a Halloween Party.
A white bed-sheet with a scary face drawn in felt tip and a lot of “Whoo-hooing” usually does the trick.
But what would possess anyone to dress up as a suicide bomber?
Yep, one online shop is actually flogging Taliban terrorist outfits, complete with beard and sticks of fake gelignite for £32.99. And other morons are snapping up SS and Gestapo uniforms. Or rather were, until photos emerged of Bake Off’s Paul Hollywood dressed like a Nazi.
Hopefully sales will bomb now though. Because what would possess anyone to want to dress up like that bearded pillock?