Fancy dress is half-Baked

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I’M no fan of fancy dress but I’ll make a spec­tre­cle of my­self once a year for a Hal­loween Party.

A white bed-sheet with a scary face drawn in felt tip and a lot of “Whoo-hoo­ing” usu­ally does the trick.

But what would pos­sess any­one to dress up as a sui­cide bomber?

Yep, one on­line shop is ac­tu­ally flog­ging Tal­iban ter­ror­ist out­fits, com­plete with beard and sticks of fake gelig­nite for £32.99. And other mo­rons are snap­ping up SS and Gestapo uni­forms. Or rather were, un­til pho­tos emerged of Bake Off’s Paul Hol­ly­wood dressed like a Nazi.

Hope­fully sales will bomb now though. Be­cause what would pos­sess any­one to want to dress up like that bearded pil­lock?

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