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Only Fools and Horses – The Musical written by Jim Sullivan, son of show creator John, with Paul Whitehouse as Grandad might just work. Car crash Katie Price has, er, crashed that hideous Barbie mobile in an alleged drink-driving incident. I’d want my money back from that rehab clinic. A big thank you kiss to naughty comic Seann Walsh for having a Strictly snog. You’ve more than made up for the lack of big stars this year, you dirty rascal.