WELSH holidaymakers can go rambling with a pig, as a tour firm is offering porky-walkies and pig-nics. Sure to be a hit – and then they’ll be bringing home the bacon. A WOMAN has been jailed for four and a half years after biting off her pal’s ear during a booze-filled brawl in a kebab shop. Sheesh! SALES of Polos are down ten per cent because sugarconscious consumers are switching to sugar free gum. Sounds like the mint with a whole lot of problems.