Shelve pantry porn, Paltrow
ARTIFICIAL intelligence helps manage cows in the UK’S most hi-tech milking parlour. Cattle at the farm, in Somerset, are monitored by computer and fed by robots. Wonder if Old Macdonald will follow suit .... with AI, AI, Oh. FORGET Instagramming snaps of your elegant supper or avo on toast breakfast.
Now it’s all about showing off the contents of your larder.
Gwyneth Paltrow started it all (obvs) when she posted photos of her perfect pantry on her website Goop.
It was a foodie’s dream – rows of jars with quinoa and macrobiotic goodies.
But now social media is awash with photos of colour co-ordinated cupboards that look like artworks. They call it pantry porn. Well, no one is going to get larder lust by ogling my sagging shelves.
Unless they have a fetish for tinned pears, Quaker Oats and mucky bottles of sauce.