Piers lives in age of steam

FUNGUS could hold the key to tackling motorway traffic chaos. Scientists found its DNA travels like cars on a road but branches out to avoid jams – when there isn’t

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PIERS Morgan was stunned when his GMB co-presenter Susanna Reid said she doesn’t own an iron or ironing board.

The always-immaculate Susanna thinks life is too short to be pressing clothes – and millions of people agree with her.

But that old wrinkly Morgan simply couldn’t get his head round the idea of an iron-free female.

And I suspect he’s always had his shirts and boxers done by his wife, or mother.

Because it would be rather ironic if an ex-newspaper editor didn’t want a free press, wouldn’t it?