I like to think I’m tolerant,
That calm’s my middle name,
But one thing makes me hopping mad And drives me quite insane.
It’s supermarkets changing things
From one place to another,
So we are forced to search and search – It causes so much bother!
I’m happy knowing where to find The things I want to buy,
And with my trusty list in hand, Well, I can fairly fly!
But it’s not there! It should be there! Right here upon this shelf!
OK, relax, take nice deep breaths, You must just calm yourself!