Be prepared to swap your soak in the tub for a good old mud bath. Hardcore Glastonbury goers can go up to five days without so much as a sniff of a warm shower.
If the lack of lathering-up facilities sends you into a panic, freshen up with Halo’s pack of Deodorant Wipes, 99p (Tesco/ Asda), right.
Follow up with Triple Dry’s antiperspirant roll-on, £6.99 (Boots/Superdrug), said to keep you sweat-free for 72 hours so you can wave your arms to your favourite band minus whiffy pongs.
For those that do brave the water supply, think less mud, more freshly mown lawn with Lush’s Grass Shower Gel, from £4.45 (01202 668545/www. lush.co.uk), right.
When all else fails, fake a freshly washed laundry aroma with Clean Summer Linen Eau Fraiche, £32 (John Lewis).
Without the luxury of blow-dries, conditioning treatments and straightening irons, your festival tresses may need to take on a whole new lease of life.
Give your locks extra longevity and guard against grease with Batiste’s Boho Dry Shampoo in a handy mini spray, £1.49 (Boot/Superdrug), right.
Even if your head doesn’t even up hitting the camp bed pillow for long, bed-head hair a la Kate Moss is one way to rock a fashionably dishevelled look. For perfectly tousled hair in a flash try All Nighter Styling Powder, £18.95 (www.victoriahealth.com).
When hair goes truly haywire, plaits are the way forward, as seen on the catwalk at Alexander Wang.
Tame hair into submission with Boots Mini Metallic Hair Brush, £1, and wear loosely over one shoulder secured with Trevor Sorbie’s Hair Bands, £3 (Boots), available in black, blonde or brunette to match your hair colour.
FESTIVAL SPIRIT SPARKLE
Festival-goers are generally split into two beauty camps... Those that just want to stay smelling sweet and those born to stand out from the crowd.
If you’re in the latter, you’re happy to sparkle your way through the mud. Go for a full-on glam rock look with Urban Decay’s Heavy Metal Glitter Eyeliners, £12.50 each at Debenhams.
Reach for the stars and embellish your face with glitz. You can carefully use eyelash glue to secure StarGazer’s Glitter Stars into the perfect facial formation, £2 a pot (www.stargazer-products.com), above.
Turn your tresses into a talking point with a shocking statement colour using temporary ColourFX Spray, £3 (Superdrug).
For a pop of lip colour, designer divas shouldn’t be without Dior’s Addicted to Dior Jeweled Lip Gloss Duo, £42 at Selfridges, below which you can clip to your festival handbag for post smooching touch-ups during the slow