The Peterborough Evening Telegraph - - Uk&world Update -

“ The funny thing about peo­ple on crack is they think Tup­per­ware is re­ally ex­pen­sive. This is a lit­tle like I’m do­ing ther­apy this evening – only you’re pay­ing” - Ruby wax, to a com­edy au­di­ence. “ I’d heard the Ed­in­burgh Fes­ti­val was a won­der­ful, de­bauched place where peo­ple sleep with lots of other peo­ple and ev­ery­one walks around naked and takes enor­mous amounts of co­caine” - Ac­tor Richard e Grant. “ It’s per­fect train­ing for hav­ing kids” - Soon-to-be-mar­ried co­me­dian Rus­sell Brand ex­plain­ing why he has adopted a kit­ten. “ Even to­day I never travel with­out a corkscrew, a can- opener, a small, sharp knife and a tiny bot­tle of brandy for emer­gen­cies” - Vet­eran ac­tress Doreen hawkins. “ He’s re­flect­ing. But you can only look at the sun­set over the River Forth for so long” - Alis­tair Dar­ling dis­cussing Gor­don Brown’s ab­sence, from the new Par­lia­ment.

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