Age is a con­cern!

The Peterborough Evening Telegraph - - Classifieds -

MARK Eley, a darts player for the Bull, New­bor­ough, re­cently turned 50 and boy, can’t you tell.

First he drops his pint in the pub, then he goes out and fills the wife’s car up with diesel in­stead of petrol, and then last week he burnt three holes in his lounge car­pet while chang­ing the light bulbs in his chan­de­lier.

Ap­par­ently the dozy twit didn’t re­alise the ones he took out and placed on the car­pet were that hot!

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