This column regularly follows the gaffs of blonde wife of Peterborough Rugby Club stalwart Rob Morley.
Poor old Tracey has come out with some crackers in the past, but it seems even she has been able to surpass herself with these latest gems.
A friend of hers has disclosed that on a trip to spain the girls decided to play a round of golf. On arrival at the course, it was suggested that it would be a good idea to hire a buggy, at which point the dumb blonde uttered: “Oh good, can i drive?. i’ve never driven abroad before!”
half way round the girls were having a good old natter and Tracey’s friend enquired as to whether Mrs Morley had used the coffee set which she had given to her as a gift at Christmas.
“Oh no,” came the reply from Mrs Morley. “i can’t use it as the cups are square-shaped, and i ain’t got no square spoons to stir the sugar in them.“