Blonde bomb­shells!

The Peterborough Evening Telegraph - - Classifieds -

This col­umn reg­u­larly fol­lows the gaffs of blonde wife of Peter­bor­ough Rugby Club stal­wart Rob Morley.

Poor old Tracey has come out with some crack­ers in the past, but it seems even she has been able to sur­pass her­self with these lat­est gems.

A friend of hers has dis­closed that on a trip to spain the girls de­cided to play a round of golf. On ar­rival at the course, it was sug­gested that it would be a good idea to hire a buggy, at which point the dumb blonde ut­tered: “Oh good, can i drive?. i’ve never driven abroad be­fore!”

half way round the girls were hav­ing a good old nat­ter and Tracey’s friend en­quired as to whether Mrs Morley had used the cof­fee set which she had given to her as a gift at Christ­mas.

“Oh no,” came the re­ply from Mrs Morley. “i can’t use it as the cups are square-shaped, and i ain’t got no square spoons to stir the sugar in them.“

Ah well!

Newspapers in English

Newspapers from UK

© PressReader. All rights reserved.