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“I am the bionic woman” - Actress Angela Lansbury, 86, when asked if she got tired. “When I walk through airport security it’s like the band strikes up and fireworks go off. I always say that on the top half I am Dorothy’s daughter from The Wizard Of Oz. On the bottom half, I’m the Tin Man” - Actress Liza Minnelli, who has had new hips, a replacement knee and other surgical “In my cabinet I’ve old photos, records, a suit, a box of memories. If I found an Etonian in there, I’d be very surprised” - Musician Jools Holland when asked if he thought there were too many Etonians in the Cabinet. “You know life is great when you wake up at 9am drunk” - Singer Rihanna, who overslept