Made up for you
One of the best things about being a man and there are lots – not having to give birth, being able to wee standing up – is not having to wear make-up. Of course, women don’t have to wear it either but most of them seem to want to including my four-year-old daughter. Even so I, and every single male I’ve mentioned it to, were bewildered by the hysteria that greeted the announcement that MAC cosmetics store is coming to Queensgate. The only thing I can imagine that would get Peterborough men so excited would be if Lionel Messi signed for Posh.