The Press and Journal (Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire)
Alex Salmond’ s affairs in Russia
SIR, – What next for Alex Salmond? Perhaps he could team up with some oligarchs and open a chain of upmarket soup kitchens called “The Goulash Eckipelago” .
This could be a lucrative Steppe forward in his career, it would be a Crimea not to take the opportunity, and he could even get his pal Elaine C Smith to do a special rendition of “Ah belong tae Glasnost” at a star-studded launch event. He might even get Vadimir Putin along if, like us, he is not already borscht stiff with his antics. Allan Sutherland, Willow Row,
Stonehaven