The ‘Naked Cleaners’ idea is appalling. It’s sexist, demeaning, and at £80 an hour, steep
by, means we’ll only have 10 more chances to see him before he finally retires.
Whatevs, Wild Horses couldn’t keep me away (unlike a Rolling Stones gig – I can’t stand that song!).
I’ll probably go on the Friday night, as that’s when the true fans will be there, and because I hear Saturday nights can be a bit rougher.
I can’t wait, I just hope he doesn’t spoil it by playing any of his new stuff – stick to the hits, Elton!
Of course, me and Elton go way back. I first met him at Pittodrie in 2004 when he was playing to a crowd of 26,000 and I was working as a spokesmodel for Kentay Catering.
I’d laid down my over-the-shoulder selling tray backstage to enjoy a hard-earned cigarette, when he walked past with his entourage on his way to the stage. I’ll never forget what he said to me:
‘You want to pack that in, love. They stunt your growth’
Wise words from a true gent. Ryanair had had a plane seized by the French authorities ower an unpaid bill.
Still, in view of the goodwill that the brand has built up wi its exemplary customer relations, I’m sure naebody will be gloating or harping on about it at all.
An embarrassing situation a’thegither and will tak some explaining, a bit like the time I pawned the missus’s eternity ring for beer money and forgot to redeem it afore the shop selt it.
I got around it by telling her I’d been mugged on the wye it to hae it polished at Finnies.
I even got my pal, Mick the Pill, to gie me a keeker to mak it look mair authentic. A sair een, but worth it.
I’m nae sure if the mannie fae Ryanair wid get awa wi that een.
But I’m pretty sure there’d be nae shortage o’ Ryanair passengers willing to help him try.
Lifestyle Correspondent Tanya Souter isn’t much of a Domestic Goddess and so wasn’t keen to starting cleaning houses for other people – even when she learned that naked cleaners earn £80 an hour to do so