Wheely silly…

for league tables and results were not what he was actually reading! For example, he announced the Scottish Championship table and we were shown the English one.

As usual, the programme was padded out with unnecessary English reports, yet what does it cost the BBC to have one reporter at every match with a phone? They could do that in the 1960s.

It actually became funny as it was ‘car-crash’ TV. I will return to Jeff Stelling on Sky the next time the Pars have an away match. Cyclists without helmets, without bells, without common sense? But a convoy of cyclists? Going the wrong way up a narrow one-way street?

I engage the leading pedaller in banter about the Highway Code, which he says doesn’t apply to bikes. Next, I ask a more aged pedaller who will be at fault if there’s an accident.