New kind of rubbish

FARMERS say Richard Lochhead was absolute rubbish when it came to paying them their EU subsidies – so they’ll be interested to learn that since being sacked by Nicola Sturgeon as her Rural Affairs Secretary he’s now organising a ‘litter summit’ in his Moray constituency. LIB Dem MSP Liam McArthur has been bemoaning the traffic chaos in his constituency. ‘More tailbacks, this time in Sanday,’ said the Orkney MSP. The cause of the congestion? Hielan coos.