You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

Tony Blair gave me the full inside story of his life as PM. He invited me to the next Illuminati meeting. I think we’re going to drink the blood of a virgin owl!

Comedian Matt Forde tells me he’s grown close to the former Prime Minister since interviewing him.

I don’t know anything about money. I’m just a girly figure sitting in the background. I make it a rule to never get involved.

Julian Fellowes created Downton Abbey, but don’t ask him to explain how they pay for it – or how he became rich!

My husband’s family are a shady lot. There’s something fishy going on there.

One Show star Alex Jones, right, jokes about husband Charlie Thomson as she launches her show The Secrets In My Family.

By the time the last Bridget Jones film came around, we were all wrinkly and disintegrating – it was great!

Actress Sally Phillips assures me she wasn’t bothered by seeing her crow’s feet on screen in last year’s Bridget Jones’s Baby.

I believe in ghosts, although I don’t want to see one. I don’t want to hang out with them, I don’t want them to come and talk to me.

Christine Lampard might have a problem – she presents TV series Celebrity Haunted Mansion!

I assume she must have seen The Queen – if I were her I would have. Let’s put it that way.

Helen Mirren believes Her Majesty is bound to have watched her in the 2006 film.